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dillonm1980 asked: NICK AND JESS BETTER GET BACK TOGETHER

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winnie-the-bish:

jake-johnsons-beard:

"Stuck in the bar" 

WINNIE THE BISH!

I feel so loved <3

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jake-johnsons-beard:

Zooey & Jake on reading Nick/Jess smut fan fiction [x]

I just want to know which one they read…

If it was on HBO and Liz wrote it, bet they wouldn’t be saying that. They’d be doing like Lena and crew do. And ratings would be INSANE.

Sorry Zooey/Jake :|

Hey, so this, actually, is something I thought about when I first saw this clip!  Because I was slightly horrified that it might have been something I’d written.  So I channeled my inner-Winston and did a bit of puzzlin’ about this:

This clip is from the first Paley Center panel for New Girl, which took place on March 5, 2012.  The first season hadn’t finished airing at this point, and New Girl fandom wasn’t very big.  I think there were probably as many Cece/Schmidt shippers at that time as Nick/Jess people.

On AO3, the only story written before that date and rated Explicit or Mature is:

On Fanfiction.Net, there’s more, though not a ton, in the M category before that date, mostly written by the same two authors:

There’s also Livejournal, and while I don’t think it’s very likely you’d end up reading something on LJ that wasn’t on the main fic archives, here it is for completeness’s sake:

So: one of the stories you see above this is most likely the one that inspired the Paley Center clip.

…Tadah?

I HOPE TO GOD THEY READ BASEBALL. IT’S THE BEST OMFG YESS

If I remember correctly, Liz said the fic had Nick helping Jess pick up a mug (possibly from Landlord?) and it got dirty from there…

Err, I don’t remember any fics with that in it tho… Maybe it was a fic that someone wrote and emailed to them..?

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me passing any mirror

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judgement1999:

Pass That Dutch / Missy Elliott

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theorlandojones:

Shrek, Fiona and Trollando. #ComingSoon #TakeMyMoneyNow #ComicCon #SDCC2014

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melanieexox:

Dear New Girl,

We’ve already played the will-they-or-won’t-they game with Nick and Jess. You got them together, it was grand, then you fucked it up.

It’s not fun for us to have you keep them a part, nor is the stupid game you’re playing. You can’t do it all again. It’s already happened.

If that’s all you can do as writers, I am super disappointed in you.

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Adorable idiots. 

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