knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
This is the Nick/Jess I want back. I want the grumpy/loving/honest/caring Nick back.I like a bit of goofy/dorky Nick, but I just want to see his character develop more not regress. I want Nick and Jess to talk more, even if it’s a 1 minute scene, just to have conversation and communicate. I just want some level of them back. This show means a lot to me,and I don’t want to lose it.
What is the actual purpose of having paper plates if I’m still going to have to clean more?
girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk
WHO started this #duraghistoryweek hashtag?! I’m dying!
when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”
i’m in friend love with all of you
macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this