princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

givinglivingloving:

This is the Nick/Jess I want back. I want the grumpy/loving/honest/caring Nick back.I like a bit of goofy/dorky Nick, but I just want to see his character develop more not regress. I want Nick and Jess to talk more, even if it’s a 1 minute scene, just to have conversation and communicate. I just want some level of them back. This show means a lot to me,and I don’t want to lose it.

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What is the actual purpose of having paper plates if I’m still going to have to clean more?

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lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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luvyourmane:

WHO started this #duraghistoryweek hashtag?! I’m dying!

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unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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crebit:

blastortoise:

crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you

u gay

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

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crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

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